Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
