He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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