Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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