well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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