Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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