I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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