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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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