My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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