I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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