Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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