Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
