Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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