8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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