Dual....:-)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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