i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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