Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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