What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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