i permit you to call me
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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