is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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