escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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