Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
