"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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