I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Semen is not good for contacts.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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