Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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