It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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