how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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