I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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