:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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