I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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