Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You're a disaster
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