Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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