I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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