i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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