she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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