All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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