and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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