Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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