doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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