amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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