Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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