party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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