dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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