oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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