Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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