We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Randomize