thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Shame - the story of my life.
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