You just made me feel so damn special
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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