Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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