we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
