No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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