Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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