her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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