He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In other news, I just burned my penis
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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