I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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